The Wedding Present

If you approached teenage me at the above gig and told me that decades later I'd
be making The Wedding Present badges I'd probably react the way most people do
when they find out what I do for a living - "You make badges? That's a job?" After that
I would be confused and excited.

And if you do see past-me, tell him that, when an attractive woman shows
an interest, don't make one of the first things that comes out of your mouth an
inquiry about her age and when you're told, "Twenty three", don't respond,
"Wow! I'm only sixteen!".